drunk midgets.

mota

31.8.08 05:39

sometimes i think mota is the most comedic tvb couple. probably cos of moses specs...

episode 13 of mr tavia & moses moments(not uploading the pics):

full credits go to fairytale promise! :D

Tavia places two speakers - one on each side of Moses' head, hoping the loud music can blast him awake. "WAKE UP!!" Tavia screams.

Moses: How did you get in?
Tavia: I walked in.
Moses: I'm asking you how did you walk in here?
Tavia: I opened the door and walked in.
Moses: I'm asking you how did you open the door? How come you have keys?
Tavia: Last time when I was helping you clean your house, I saw your keys and decided to make a copy for myself.
Moses: When did you clean clean my house?
Tavia: Are you serious? Last time you fell asleep, I helped you clean your house for hours. How can you forget? Don't you think it's much more cleaner?
Moses: Not really...

Tavia then starts reading Moses his schedule but slowly drifts off but before he is able to fall back onto the bed, Tavia catches him by holding onto his collar.
Tavia also explains what he has to do in how many minutes to be ready for a job interview, etc. However, after she finished Moses agrees for a second but then immediately goes back to sleep! She then has no choice but to scream for him to wake up.

Moses finds Tavia eating lunch alone after his interview. He offers to take her to eat better food but she tells him that she has only 10 minutes and then has to go back to work. Astrid soon calls Tavia, screaming into the phone for the exact budget number. Tavia does not know so she put down her phone and starts looking for it - but before she does, she passes her lunch to Moses to hold it for her, but he drops it!

Tavia's phone is put down and Moses watches her frantically looking through a bunch of papers. However, what catches his attention is Astrid screaming on her phone.... so Moses decides to record her "annoying voice".
Not only does Moses take Tavia out for dinner, but also invites Astrid to come along. After they've ordered food, Moses' phone suddenly goes off - his ringtone being Astrid's screaming at Tavia telling her to "explain, explain, explain!" Both ladies are surprised at the ringtone.

Astrid: What are you doing?
Moses: Nothing. I just changed my ringtone recently, do you like it? If you are my good friend, it's not illegal to send it to you through bluetooth. Do you want it? It's awesome! I'll send it to you, ok?

Moses' phone goes off again but he takes a while to answer it. Suddenly a waitress asks him to turn down the volume of his phone because the tone is very piercing.

Moses: Piercing? How come you don't have any manners? You can't even recognise this voice? Lai Jie (Astrid), she's talking about you.(Tavia sits there laughing)

Astrid gets extremely upset and tells him that Tavia is fired! To Moses, it's a good thing because then Tavia can get an extra month of pay whereas if she quit herself, she wouldn't. When they leave, Moses tells Tavia to thank Astrid.

Astrid sits down on her chair after the two leave but to her horror, Moses sticks the phone in her face and plays the annoying tone once more! She realises and the two immediately run off laughing.

Tavia: Now both of us don't have jobs, what are we going to do? Explain, explain, explain!
Moses: Then we can both 揸兜, what are you afraid of? It's even better, there is someone with me. I'm 大兜 and you're 小兜, ok?
Tavia: So we're the 揸兜二人組? I'm serious, I'm really worried.

Moses then tells Tavia that she can be the assistant manager of his new PR company, because he found his first "bucket of gold".

haha, mota is so comedic. more coming up.